Dont Make These Web Design Mistakes

Don't use standard conventions. Use ridiculous looking formats that no one has ever seen before and that can't be easily understood.

Write lousy content. Copy your content from other sites. Write boring content. Don't update your site on a regular basis.

Making the look and navigation of every page different so your readers don't even know if they are on the same site as they go from page to page. Take extra time to confuse your readers.

Use labels for links that are confusing and don't give any indication of where the reader will end up if clicked.

Make sure the links don't open in another window. That way when the reader is done and closes the window, they close your site also.

Don't include a way for your reader to search the site.

Write only about you. Write about how wonderful you are. Write about how wonderful your company is. Don't offer any content that can help your reader.

Make a lot of grammatical mistakes in your writing and, while you are at it, misspell words and don't use punctuation correctly.

Make your site one big image. Don't use any text on the site. That way it will be impossible for the search engines to find the site.

Use only buttons and drop down menus for navigation. Don't use any text links so the search engines can't spider your site.

Make your text hard to read. Use small and/or fancy fonts. And make the text color similar to the background color.